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Joke of the Day
"What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore? I'm a big fan."
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"If God had meant for today to be perfect, he wouldn't have invented tomorrow."
"Gender math Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage"
"Brushed my teeth before my breakfast and now my vodka tastes funny. :("
"What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out? It'll dim sum"
"What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? ""Hey what's eating you?"""
"Yo momma is so unfamiliar with the gym... ...she calls it James"
"How do you confuse a retard? Say ""purple""."
"I will never forget my grandpas last words. ""Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!"""
"The best jokes are the ones that have to be explained. Get it? Because that's the opposite of the truth, I was using sarcasm."