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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the midget outside Walmart, that hides from gay people? Of course you haven't."
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"what do you call a deaf Gorilla? Anything you like he cannot hear you"
"What does a horny gay rooster say in the morning? ""Any-cock'll-doooooo!"""
"So If the Pope shits in a toilet.... Does that make it holy shit? Aaaand thats my shitpost for the day."
"It's better to have loved and lost than be eaten by a bear."
"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean? I've never had a lima bean on my face."
"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby"
"I can sum up 2016 in one word... Nine."
"In New York, someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."
"When my wife starts to sing.......... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."