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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen the midget outside Walmart, that hides from gay people? Of course you haven't."

"Today I went to a zoo. It was empty except for a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"Yesterday I watched Rogue One, featuring a cameo from Carrie Fisher. One hour later she was dead. So today I'll be watching Home Alone 2."

"What did the Australian say to the hawk? Good eye!"

"If you Google ""lost mediaeval servant boy"" You get ""This page cannot be found""."

"When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other? Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side."

"This is awesome. Must watch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMDasvrKXdM&list=UUoSaAvzfqFYlMCBrBDCLiRg"

"I went to visit my grandfather in the hospital, but it was too late... He was already gone. His suffering is over now. He's gone home. He's doing much better, so the hospital discharged him!"

"Which fly makes films ? Stephen Speilbug !"

"What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement."