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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle."
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"What do you call a story about a rooster? A cocktale."
"Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?..... Are you paying too much for electricity?"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Tripping... J.K. Rowling"
"What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!"
"Not to sound like a badass or anything but I completed this puzzle I got in a hour... The box said 2-4 years."
"What did the German air force eat for breakfast during WW2? Luftwaffles"
"Chuck Norris has sex with every woman once a month. It causes a week of bleeding"
"*Date with a boy I dated when we went to kindergarden* *puts two big bowls of worms and mudwater on the table* Him-YUCK!!! Me-You've changed"
"Do you know what George Washington would be doing if he were alive today? Scratching like hell at the inside of his casket."