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"Knock knock. Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Souperman!"
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"A family walks into a r/jokes hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the reposts are disabled."" the guy at the desk replies ""it's all reposts here you sick fuck"""
"Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC? because it's stoned."