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Joke of the Day
"I brought a dyslexic girl home last night. She cooked my sock."
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"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking after you slap it."
"If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community... that would be a ""reservation reservation reservation"" ~ Brian Regan"
"Trading gold for a good consulting / corporate or office joke... Guys, it's been a long day, I need a laugh and I've got three months of gold to give away. Help me out?"
"How many feet do 2 black chickens have?"
"*Whispers in random chicks ear ""I have pizza in the van"""
"I like my women like I like my alcohol..... Rubbing."
"Why do Ethiopian women give the best blowjobs? You know they'll swallow"
"Trying to make pancakes this morning and it turns out I didn't get the spatula in the divorce."
"My grandma was recently beaten to death.. By my granddad"