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Joke of the Day
"I brought a dyslexic girl home last night. She cooked my sock."
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"How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains."
"What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset? Stealth Bomber"
"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care"
"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? After a couple of spliffs."
"What did the grizzly bear study at college? He was an Ursa Major"
"My friend hates theme parks because he doesn't like the idea of waiting for 5 hours for 2 minutes of pleasure. And yet he still goes on dates."
"""Is that water potable"" ""I guess if you put it in a bucket or something"""
"A man fell into a river. Why did he refuse help? He was in The Nile"
"You're only as good as your internet connection."