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Joke of the Day
"Trump doesn't like Pence Because he loves walls."
Next Joke
"Seriously considering ""Have boobs, will travel"" as my new bio for everything. It's a good life."
"wife: You're going to work like that? me: Yeah, it's casual day [20 minutes later] *calls wife* me: Can you bring me a shirt?"
"TIFU by quitting my job as a train driver and downing a bottle of ketchup. I went off the rails and straight on the sauce."
"What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung? a Guardian of the Galaxy"
"How can you tell when your wife has died? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up in the sink."
"When ever someone asks me how I'm able to insult people so well..... I say ""I'm German, roasting people is what I do..."""
"Doctor Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it?"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It might take awhile for me to get hard, I got laid this morning"""
"It cost me $14,000 and took 3 years, but I finally pulled off legally changing my friend's baby's name without him knowing. I LOVE PRANKS!!!"