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Joke of the Day

"Trump doesn't like Pence Because he loves walls."

"I just hate when these girls take selfies on road specially when i am peeing in the background."

"Islam is a religion of peace. Piece of you over here, piece of you over there..."

"A 4 year old boy examined his testicles... while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet', she replied"

"Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!"

"What is something that tastes better than it smells? A tongue"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7...another ending Because 7 was a black man"

"*puts on layers of running gear* *makes a ponytail* *laces up sneakers* *drives to McDonalds*"

"Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?"

"Why are men are like public toilets? The good ones are taken, the rest are full of shit."