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Joke of the Day
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself."
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"HER: your phone is exacerbating our problems *i pick up my phone* HER: your behavior is untenable ""hold on I'm still googling exacerbate"""
"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? Both have a 1 in 2 millon chance of being a person someday."
"What's a comedians least favorite drink? Booze"
"I like my slaves like i like my cream whipped"
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"In a village full of hipsters no one ever lied. Because hips don't lie."