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Joke of the Day
"Why can't steven hawking perform comedy? He can't do stand up"
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"What do you call a beach with crooked waves? [OC] A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)"
"There's a lot of nasty jobs out there Butt plumbers have seen some shit."
"can't even imagine how many delicious recipes get exchanged during the football huddle"
"If a mugger ever asks me to draw an uppercase cursive Q or he'll shoot, tell my family I died a hero... #hero #cootertales"
"CRAZY PRANK!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmoaJoyZTo"
"If you combined all the female rap artists, what would you get? Nicki Melange"
"No autocorrect, I don't want to bang a bunch of hot chimps."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people are going to think we're nuts!"
"Religion is all about who you DON'T recognize..... Jews don't recognize Jesus as the son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store."