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Joke of the Day

"Why can't steven hawking perform comedy? He can't do stand up"

"Why is Donald Trump still running for president? It's the only race that he hasn't offended yet."

"I thought I had an STD once... turned out it was just carpal tunnel."

"How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? Don't worry... they'll tell you."

"Forget the Home Alone parents forgetting their kid. Why the hell do they own a bunch of mannequins?"

"What does every woman have in her panties? A career."

"Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable"

"A joke about Serenity [Spoilers] How do Reavers clean their spears? They put them through the Wash. Sorry."

"Socialist jokes aren't funny.... Unless everybody gets them."

"I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again"