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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between everyone and bullets Everyone misses Harambe. Don't know if this is a repost or not, just heard it from a friend."

"PMS: I'm sorry. ME: Why? It's a good day. PMS: Wait for it. ME: [2 secs later] DID MY PARENTS REALLY TAKE MY DOG TO A FARM WHEN I WAS 5?!"

"What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site? Namaste."

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!"

"rural upbringin' What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin? Prom night."

"Me and my brother buried the hatchet last night! We dumped the hooker in the lake though."

"If I ever say, ""Do you want me to be honest?"" Say no."

"Aren't all these Chicken jokes getting a bit redundant and lame? Eggsactly"

"[right after my lie detector test] -Make sure that machine shows I've had plenty of the sex ""Sir that's not what it does- -I SAID MAKE SURE"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino... \ _ ()_/ "