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Joke of the Day

"Jokes on her! I LIKE sleeping on the couch."

"What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at? Czarcasm."

"Oh, man! It really smells like upfoo in here!"

"Who can suck off every man on earth? A black hoe."

"The Filipino diving team."

"Can someone help me, I can't remember,,, Did Sarah Jessica Parker get an Oscar for Sea Biscuit?"

"Did you know sugar is the only word that begins with an 's' that makes a 'sh' sound? I'm sure of it."

"Where does Obama live? The ""Baracks"""

"Me and my wife are getting a divorce so we are splitting the house ... She gets the inside. I get the outside."

"What do you call it when Charlie Sheen's brother has sex with him? Emilio Incestevez"