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Joke of the Day
"Who can suck off every man on earth? A black hoe."
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"So a banana gets a job, how much does he make? Not that much he's working for scale."
"What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust."
"This invitation says, ""Regrets only,"" so I'm sending them a note that says, ""My hair throughout most of the 90s."""
"My cat is walking a very fine line between being cute & being sold to the Korean restaurant down the street."
"""I left you a voicemail."" You honestly might as well have written it on a post-it and thrown it into the sea."
"Why do baby clothes have pockets? I've never heard a baby say: ""cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"""
"I was walking through the cemetery.. Saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. I said, ""Morning.."". He said, ""No. Taking a shit."""
"Why don't Germans like humour? Because it's inefficient!"
"1. Sit down next to stranger on park bench. 2. Place an envelope beside him. 3. Whisper, ""It has to look like an accident."" 4. Walk away."