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Joke of the Day

"So it's okay for the cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors turn up. But when I do it, I'm ""antisocial"". I call bullshit."

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"""Oh, a bubble bath! That sounds nice and refresHOLY SHIT Ahhhhhhh!"" - Lobsters"
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"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#."
"Friday always feels like Wile E. Coyote running off the cliff and Monday is when he looks down."
"I went to visit my Grandpa... My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."
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"What is a Canadians favorite board game? Sorry!"