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Joke of the Day

"What is a Canadians favorite board game? Sorry!"

"Romeo possum: [kissing] You're so hot Juliet possum: [plays dead] Romeo possum: Not cool, babe"

"What did one wall say to the other wall? Let's meet up in the corner."

"I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said... How did you get this number?"

"A woman met a guy at a bar... ...and asked him what he did for a living. ""I'm a jockey,"" he said. ""But I thought jockeys had to be small,"" she said. ""You're average-sized."" ""This is my day off."""

"Some people may call me an agnostic but I'm a God-fearing man -- afraid she might exist"

"M: If my chip:salsa ratio isn't perfectly even, I will burn down this restaurant, I swear to God. H: This is our house. M: I SWEAR TO GOD!"

"What's the difference between a high and drunk driver? The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green."

"Where do you find a no-legged dog? Right where you left him."

"What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike? Your bike back"