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Joke of the Day

"My friends and I are having a body-part pun contest. The game is afoot!"

"A pretty face gets old, a nice body changes, but a good woman will always be a good woman."

"I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot."

"I like my women like I like my bamboo: graceful, strong, and constantly in threat of being eaten by pandas."

"I entered a contest for short people, and lost. I guess I was overlooked."

"Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore? They don't age well."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? pt 2 A boomer-WRONG!"

"Ted has split personalities. This shows in his behaviour to his girlfriend. He's a dick Ted to her."

"What starts with e, ends with e, and has one letter in it? An envelope."

"Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times? Because they live under Iraq."