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Joke of the Day
"My friends and I are having a body-part pun contest. The game is afoot!"
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"my grandfather died in the Holocaust he fell off the watch tower."
"You have tattoos and curves? *unbuttons pants* You're also batshit crazy? *takes off pants* You listen to Paramore? *puts on clothes*"