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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my bamboo: graceful, strong, and constantly in threat of being eaten by pandas."

"""YOUR 15"" is trending worldwide instead of ""YOU'RE 15"" and that's why we haven't found a cure for cancer yet."

"Just joined Anonymous Anonymous. This time I'm serious about breaking my addiction to hacking government websites."

"Sometimes when I'm sad, I'll go to the park and, from a distance, look thru my thumb and index finger and begin squishing people's heads..."

"The first thing I do when someone introduces themselves to me is forget what their name is."

"US Loretta Lynch confirms that all 7 FIFA officials dramatically threw themselves onto the ground faking injury when arrested earlier today."

"How do we know Julius Caesar wasn't gay? Because you have to be straight to be a good ruler"

"Drinking causes memory loss. And then, drinking causes memory loss."

"How can you tell that a politician lies? His lips are moving"

"Rugby... if it was easy, it would be called your mom."