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Joke of the Day
"I bet phone booths are disappearing because they don't want us escaping the Matrix."
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"What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed? The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray."
"""Daddy, how do you spell Budweiser?"" ""Uhhh....why?"" ""I'm drawing a picture of you for school."" ""Cool! It's spelled G-A-T-O-R-A-D-E."""
"What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format? PDF puh-duh... ffffff"
"A guy came to me with a bag in his hand. He said ""If you can guess how many donuts are in this bag... I'll give you both of them."""
"[NSFW] I just came up with the female version of the, 'helping Jack off the bus' joke. If you had a Vietnamese friend named Gina, wold you ask her to eat Pho Gina?"
"Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."
"Woke up screaming this morning. My apologies to everyone in the meeting."
"F*CK You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You And You "
"I wake up relatively happy every morning. Then I interact with other people and things change quickly"