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Joke of the Day

"Why did the two chicken crossed the road? Because The Hound wanted to eat both of them."

"I painted my computer black.. I thought it would run faster, but now it just stopped working."

"What do you call it when a guy fucks a girl and never calls her again? A hit and run"

"What's long and hard on a black man? The First grade!"

"ME: ppl call dogs ""doggo"" now. i guess its a meme, i dont get it THERAPIST: this is $200/hr. do you want to talk about anything else? ME: no"

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting millions of illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan"

"How can a blind person tell if they're home? They check the architexture."

"Also, kids? Don't DM us pretending you are some school official cancelling school. Closings don't work like that. & we're not that dumb."

"Why Is Chemistry Racist? It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone."

"Think of how horrible Ray Rice and the NFL had to act in order to make TMZ seem like brave investigative reporters"