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Joke of the Day

"Why Is Chemistry Racist? It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone."

"What is Bear Grylls' favorite snack brand? Nature's Valley"

"As a parent, I spend far too much time identifying what's stuck to the ceiling."

"Now my friends all hate me because I've been keeping my enemies closer."

"Alcohol is an excellent solvent. It dissolves marriages, friendships and organs."

"There used to be an ad campaign that said ""go to work on an egg""... I tried that, the egg wouldn't move and eventually it cracked, so I went to work on a bicycle as I usually do."

"Everybody always asks my why I like chess so much... yeah"

"I collect coins and old paper money. For our anniversary, my wife surprised me with a $1,000 bill! Unfortunately, it was from Fendi, for a pair of shoes."

"What does a baby computer call its father? Da-ta"

"lobsters would be proud of themselves if they knew how expensive they were"