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Joke of the Day
"What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common? Finnish Hymn!"
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"A Chicken coop has two doors, what would it be called if it had four? A Chicken Sedan"
"Was forced to watch Lifetime and now I think my water just broke"
"I once met a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds funny. Dozen tit."
"People are always mistaken thinking there is only 1 letter in the pirate dictionary, in actual fact there is 10 Eye eye, argh and the 7 seas"
"What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula? ""Count Dracula."""
"I finally threw away my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust."
"Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated? They didn't want water from the Arab Spring."
"I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said thank you. I said don't mention it."
"What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? their middle name"