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Joke of the Day
"What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait? 2B or not 2B?"
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"Just watched a girl choke on her food and this can only mean one thing, she forgot to take a picture of it first and post it on her FB wall."
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"What kind of food can't blind people eat? Seafood."
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"Yes, of course I love French films. Have you seen Rugrats in Paris?"
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