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Joke of the Day
"If Anderson Cooper shows up in your country you're fucked. He's pretty much the Angel of Death."
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"What do mormons and tweakers have in common? They both ride bikes and are on a mission."
"Maybe if Red Bull gave me buffalo wings i'd give a shit."
"Types of people There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, and those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."
"How did the farmer find the sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying."
"Clinton still leads Trump by 2! FBI Investigations."
"The person who took my sneakers while I was on the jumpy castle at McDonald's Please grow up."
"Sat down to donate blood the other day Nurse: Just a little prick. Me: How'd you know?"
"Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !"
"Plot twist: I knock on Jehovah's Witnesses doors. ""I'd like to talk to you about modern science """