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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told my to stop singing 'Wonderwall' I said maybe"
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"Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid? Cause i ran into him the other day and he was asking about you"
"Girl: ""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"" Guy: ""Both, now get in the van."""
"How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb? three, but they're really one"
"I know some cheesy jokes... But they're not very Gouda, and some have a few holes in them."
"What do you get when you put tea in pans pants"
"There's now a morning after pill for guys. It changes your blood type."
"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the people pushing it."
"At first I was shocked by how graphic the sex scenes in Rise of the Planet of the Apes was.... Then I realized I was watching Interracial Gangbangs part 7"
"65 mph wind gusts today. This is why Midwesterners are heavy. Everyone else rolls away like a tumbleweed."