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Joke of the Day
"Why did the plant cross the road? Cus it was being stalked!"
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"McDonald's should have an express drive thru lane just for people who need french fries."
"What's the difference between a whore and a prostitute? Capitalism."
"Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!"
"A Jehovah's witness knocks on a Mexican's door. The Jehovah's Witness asks, would you like to know Jesus? The Mexican said, I already do. He's next door."
"Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally."
"I got catcalled by the garbagemen outside my house this morning... They know a good piece of trash when they see one."
"October 10th was such a great day 10/10"
"Today's my cake day! And I'm going to eat it too!"
"I was asking my comedian friend... for some advice on my act. I said ""I made a few cotton picking jokes but nobody found them funny"". He said ""It's simple, you need new material."""