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Joke of the Day

"Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !"

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers a mile off."

"LPT: If you're not planning to do anything the entire day, Masturbate. Then you won't want to walk or shower and you can waste your day as originally intended."

"One day I'll pretend to be gay. I'll make lots of female friends, gain their trust. Become their confidant, and when they least expected...BAAM!!! I'll fuck their boyfriends"

"Wanna hear a joke? The creativity of this sub-reddit."

"What do Osama Bin Laden and a salmon have in common? It's a great life until they run into a seal."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.70 a packet and deer nuts are under a buck"

"What did the elephant say to the man? How do you breathe through something so small?"

"What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night? A new last name"

"Did you hear about the farmer who fell in love with his cows milk? It was his significant udder"