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Joke of the Day

"(Grandpa joke) If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay? Bagels. I'll be here all night, people!"

"So I invented a new beef and vegetable recipe, but it wasn't so great... It was meaty-okra."

"What is Gollum's favourite bird? A Smeagull! :D"

"What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!"

"What do a weather man and a fat penis doctor have in common? They are both meteorologists. (Works better spoken)"

"What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear "

"What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop."

"Jerry (Man pukes in plastic bag) Man:I made breakfast, let's put it in the fridge (Puts it in toilet tank) Man:Time for bed (Crawls in to tub)"

"What do you call a guy that hangs around with musicians? A drummer."

"[interview for doctor's office receptionist] ""Can you schedule appointments and be friendly"" Yes. ""Sorry we're looking for the opposite"""