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Joke of the Day
"Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality? There's no such thing as potato quality there."
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"How do you get people to quit smoking? Cut off their lips"
"What do you get when you make a train engine happy? Locomotivation"
"I told my girlfriend I'm a little hoarse... She looked at me in all seriousness and said ""aww you're a pony! Clop clop clop!"" (This actually happened yesterday.)"
"is it me or is it tired in here? hahahahaahaa"
"I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it."""
"How do you make an Amish woman happy? Three Men-A-Night"
"Yo mama so dumb she tried to minimize a 9 variable function to a sum of products wit a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm"
"What do you call pickled bread? Dill-dough"
"Ever see a bottle of TUMS in the mirror? You'll run out of windex..."