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Joke of the Day

"What do you buy a recently neutered cat? Spay Roses."

"I was chatting with a black guy about having coffee... Playfully, he asked me, ""how's your hot chocolate?"" ""I should ask you,"" I replied."

"""Hey, did you hear about the blonde that lost over 85% of her intelligence?"" ""No, actually. How'd it happen?"" ""I dunno, but I hear that it happened at around the same time her husband died."""

"Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!"

"Enhanced interrogation idea: If waterboarding isn't working, try having my mother brush their hair."

"A friend asked me, Is there a black Greek god?.. Nike"

"How's it going? ""I'm so glad you asked, really need to talk to someone right now"" You're supposed to say 'fine' & ask how I am. Bye."

"[in hip-hop voice] uh"

"Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing? They have the gift of tongues..."

"TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese... Oops, wrong sub"