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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese... Oops, wrong sub"

"I'm a Renaissance Man in the sense that I'm confused and frightened by everything in 2011."

"A baby of few hours old is third in line for the highest title in the UK."

"People with profile pictures of their kids. Stop it. All I can think is, why are these toddlers trying to add me on facebook?"

"Women are like a 1000 piece puzzle... Hard to finish in 10minutes"

"Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend? She just wasn't working out."

"After all this Starbucks cup controversy, if Taco Bell was smart, they'd start serving their burritos in little cardboard mangers"

"A 9 year old patient in the hospital i work at had to have his leg amputated. He asked the doctor ""will my leg ever grow back?"" The Doctor replied ""sorry Johnny, you only limb once"""

"What do you call a person who teaches about Drones? Dronacharya"

"Made a Freudian slip, with my ex-wife. I meant to say: ""Hello"" but actually said: ""You silly cow, you've ruined my life."""