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Joke of the Day
"Don't take a shower when you're drunk. The curtain does not support you when you fall. Trust me."
Next Joke
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans."
"""Mommy, why does an old person's skin look so see-through?"" Aw, honey, it's just because they are getting ready to be a ghost. Sleep tight."
"You're not able to watch porn on the iPhone7.. Yeah, they took the jack off."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx"
"What do you call a race ran by female horses? A mare-a-thon."
"Scientists Say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.. They Forgot to mention Morons.."
"My daughter is starting to ask embarrassing questions about sex. Just yesterday she asked: ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !"
"What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out? The dishes if she knows what's good for her!"