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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you shoot a Mexican Golfer A hole in Juan"

"my life is all about getting strong and powerful and then marching on down to hell to challenge satan for the throne"

"We are the people our parents warned us about."

"What do you get when water washes away dirt? a road"

"Apparently, you can only say ""look at you! You got so big!"" to children. Adults tend to get offended."

"Couples that stay fit together don't trust each other enough to go to the gym alone"

"Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It was dreadful"

"My friend told this great lumberjack joke the other day. But no one was around to hear it..."

"Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader."

"Note to self: 1) Your memory sucks. 2) Write note to self."