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Joke of the Day

"A cop just knocked on my door and said that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes..."

"[ORIGINAL] What's a priest's favorite cheese? Swiss. It's holey."

"True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn."

"Whenever someone holds my baby & he makes even a tiny peep, I yell ""WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY WHY ARE YOU BURNING MY BABY!?"""

"So, did you hear that the woman who won the international Strawberry picking contest has no legs? Jammy Cunt!"

"What do you call a blind German? A nat-zee"

"Hope the big twist in that new M. Night Shaymalan movie is that it doesn't suck."

"So a woman is chasing down an ice cream truck... ... And the ice cream man stops and says, ""What can I get for you, Ma'am?"" She says ""Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."""

"What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!"

"What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonnorhea"