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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There was 20 of them"
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"I'm surprised people still ask me if I want to hold their baby given the number of times I've dropped my phone."
"Why'd the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field."
"You know what's the biggest turn off for me? Consent."
"one tectonic plated bumped into another... ""Sorry my fault"""
"A classic Dutch bakerjoke * A man walks into a bakery. * Baker: How can I help you? * Man: I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!! * Baker: Get out dad, i'm trying to work."
"I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just nuts."
"What do baby parabola drink? Their Quadratic Formula!"
"My mate recently lost all of his fingers in a horrible accident. I can't even begin to imagine how he feels."
"she died doing what she loved: telling someone the difference between your and you're"