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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There was 20 of them"
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"What did Earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life!"
"Replace his deodorant with a glue stick so he thinks of you every time he tries to raise his arm to put around the shoulders of another girl"
"Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees."
"How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans? No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here? If not i will happily remove it."
"What do you call a prostitute who's upset about gun control? A sandy hooker"
"I heard there are strength in numbers... Try telling that to 6,000,000 Jews"
"Lets all agree, having your cake and eating it too, is the same damn thing."
"What do you call an ill-tempered German? A sour kraut."
"Fact: Fat people falling down is always funnier than a skinny person falling down."