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Joke of the Day
"Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight."
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"Did you hear about the president that cheated on his wife with a piece of fruit? He was impeached"
"(Showing off new car) Father-in-law: Looks good, what engine has it got? Me: *ultra confident* a grey & black one"
"What if I never *dramatic pause* sleep *dramatic pause* a- *falls asleep during third dramatic pause*"
"A woman brings her items to the resister A woman brings five chocolate bars, a tub of ice cream, and some pregnancy tests to the counter Cashier: ""Ma'am, I don't think you need those pregnancy tests"""
"What do you call a whirlpool in a church? Holy water!"
"What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen? Snowballs"
"A server asked Rene Descartes if he would like another cup of coffee... He replied, ""I think not!"" And disappeared."
"Diarrhea must be hereditary Because it runs in your jeans."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather brick in the wall !"