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Joke of the Day
"Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight."
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"[Evan]: This new hair product is the best [Brad]: Yeah. Check out Jack still using mousse [Jack]: *with Bullwinkle on his head* Shut up guys"
"They say there is safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million jews."
"I can take two pieces of rope eat them wait an hour then shit them out tied together.... I shit you knot... ha shit you knot"
"How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour."
"*leads a conga line off of a bridge"
"What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK? They both make black men run faster."
"This joke might take you awhile Pussy! ::snickering:: get it?"
"Wife holding bank statement: What's this payment? Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly? M: No, it's just for the one skydive"
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks, who survives? America."