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Joke of the Day
"What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour? A fuel injected pickle."
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"My uncle came out of the closet yesterday"
"I've been reading a book about anti-gravity. Man, I just can't put this thing down."
"the best part about being a tornado chaser is when u catch one it is extremely fatal"
"If you ever feel like a third wheel, just stop.... You are not a third wheel. You are a majestic unicycle and they are your noble training wheels."
"Q: Why did the farmer feed his cows money? A: He wanted rich milk."
"A pirate walls into a bar And he has a ships wheel attached to his belt buckle. The bartender says ""what's with the ships wheel on your belt buckle?"" The pirate responds ""Aaarr! It's drivin me nuts!"""
"The Flash was caught high... He seemed to have taken speed."
"An Irish pirate with a 12 inch wiener walks into a bar and the bartender says ""I don't even know how to label you!"""
"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off? He was all right. Andddd I'll see myself out."