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Joke of the Day

"Why did Isis cover their bullets in butter? Because the French were toast! This is a joke I made up, along with an alternative : What do Isis eat for breakfast? French toast."

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

"TIL that the famous teacher Anne Sullivan once accidentally taught the wrong class after the legitimate teacher couldn't make it and the alternate teacher was late. Whoops, wrong sub."

"What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your arse."

"Croquet is a great game If you have the balls for it."

"Where was the male lion's favorite vacation spot? Maine"

"Why do gingers always have such frizzy hair? You would too if you had no reflection."

"Knock knock Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Hammer. Person 2: Hammer what? Person 1: Hammertime! ^canttouchthis"

"How do you get 50 old ladies to yell ""fuck""? Have one old lady yell ""bingo"""

"what do you call a gay dinosaur? a megasoreass"