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Joke of the Day
"What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
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"Number joke as told by Yoda why 5 afraid of 7 was? because 6, 7 8"
"I got fired from my job as a massage therapist My boss said I rubbed people the wrong way."
"Old people poke me at weddings and tell me ""you're next"" So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
"What stretches more skin or rubber? Skin, because in the bible it says that Moser tied his ass to a tree and walked 20 miles."
"How many hipsters dose it take to change a light bulb? A: None they have a guy for that comes on Tuesdays only uses reproductions of antique bulbs"
"[in the woods] Me: *rescues a deer from a bear trap* Deer: I have a boyfriend"
"How are skinny jeans like a small mansion? They have no ball room."
"5-year-old: *spreads arms wide* I love you this much. Me: Aw. 5: *spreads arms even wider* But I'd love you this much if we had a pool."
"[morgue] mum: [crying over my bullet ridden body] how did this happen cop: the robber yelled ""everyone be cool"" so he tried to do a kickflip"