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Joke of the Day
"They say in New York somebody gets stabbed every 15 minutes, poor bastard."
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"I still remember my grandfathers last words to me ""stop shaking the ladder, you little shit!"""
"Do cannibals try to eat gymnasts... for a more balanced diet?"
"What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common? They're both hide and seek champions!"
"6yo: Wow you look much better already daddy! Will you be able to have the stitches out soon? Taxidermist: He will not"
"My team got silver medal in the sex Olympics. We would have got gold but I came first in the orgy."
"What's the hardest part of skydiving? The ground."
"i absolutely cannot cook for shit but i was watching a child prodigy chef n was casually like ""ugh, i don't kno about that sauce"""
"Every girl wants to be swept off her feet It's when you put her in the trunk that she starts to freak out"
"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAA"