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Joke of the Day
"They say in New York somebody gets stabbed every 15 minutes, poor bastard."
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"What's better than having sex with a 9 year old Vietnamese boy? Nothing."
"I asked a Jewish girl for her number.. ..do she rolled up her sleeve."
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"What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? Drool."
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"If you're an adult and you aren't tired, you probably just fell asleep and started dreaming. Wake up. It's time to be tired again."
"Chili today, Hot tamale."
"There are two kinds of people. Those who admit they pee in the shower, and goddamn liars."
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."