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Joke of the Day
"Where are otters from? Otter space!"
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"You can sign up for as many karate classes as you want there is literally no one monitoring this"
"My mule is pretty lazy... ... Always doing half-assed work."
"A man came home to find his wife in bed with a stranger. ""What the hell are you two doing?"" He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, ""See, I told you he was stupid."""
"What was the last thing the Australian terrorist said. KoALLAH AKBAR."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"
"Sometimes if I trip on a crack I act like it's no biggie by breaking into a jog and don't stop until I'm in a new city with a new life."
"If you remove ET from the alphabet, how many letters are still there in the alphabet? 21, because ET left Earth in a UFO."
"You really only have 2 options: 1. You can be miserable bc you're fat 2. You can be miserable bc you're hungry"
"What do you call a pie who made his own ears? A pioneer"