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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a cheap whore and an expensive whore? One is your mom; the other one gets paid more."

"10 years ago, my teenage daughter ran away from home. I bumped into her the other day and she said ""Dad, I have something to tell you. I'm a prostitute"". I always knew she would suck seed."

"Two antennas met on a roof and got married. The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great."

"What do you call a society governed by men with no testicles? An anorchy... ...I swear, that one KILLED at the urology convention"

"DYK Mozart never suffered from stress He always kept his composer."

"What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job? Bring Your Kid to Work Day"

"How do you get fifty old women to say f**k? Shout ""Bingo!"""

"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Put peanut butter on it."

"Holocaust jokes are... Hitlarious."

"I've asked a question, ignored the answer and been too ashamed to ask again, way more times than I'd like to admit."