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Joke of the Day
"The Coal Industry... ... has come under fire lately."
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"Today I went to the protest The protesters aren't going to mace themselves"
"How do Asians see the world? In widescreen."
"Teenage son gets academic honors every year in school, yet he can't cut a straight line with a lawnmower. I believe I am being played......"
"My doctor sang this to me at my birthday ""Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You have terminal cancer. Your family'll miss you"""
"What do you call a bunch of flies in a beer can? An Outback Vibrator"
"What do you call a Greek Magician? Abra Kebabra"
"The accountant's prayer: Lord help me be more relaxed about insignificant details starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am Eastern Daylight Saving Time."
"When I was young I would go and throw rocks at the man doing Taekwondo in the park I would always get a huge kick out of it"
"I don't know why they don't let priests marry and have kids seems like a great way to guarantee they don't have sex."