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Joke of the Day
"Lord, protect me from my friends, I can take care of my enemies."
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"I would think you'd have to be open minded... ...to be a brain surgeon."
"FALLOUT 5 RELEASED TODAY No need for the VR, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump"
"How does one turn a fox into a pig?.. ...Marry her."
"You Must Have A High Ohm Rating Because the more voltage I put in you, the hotter you get."
"incredibly rude how everyones out with their dogs rubbing in the fact they have a dog"
"You never hear skinny people saying, ""I'm just small boned."""
"What are ducks' favorite drug? Quack."
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra..."
"my Doctor told me i have to stop masturbating... ...because he cant concentrate i heard this a few years ago its probably been posted before but its pretty funny so enjoy :)"