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Joke of the Day

"Stop telling men beards alone will make women love them when everyone knows they need to play the guitar too."

"What's the difference between a star and America? The star has a bright future."

"How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed? piece of cake"

"At my funeral, I'd like my family, my closest friends, and a high-pitched squeal no one can locate the source of"

"We are not talking over a radio! This relationship is over! Me: This relationship is what? Over"

"Fencing proves that with enough rules even a sword fight can be boring as hell."

"There's no harm in Pretending to smoke cigarettes"

"I said I don't want to talk to you, I didn't say ignore me. WOMEN"

"""Knock Knock."", ""Who's there?"" I Eat Map"

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry her"