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Joke of the Day
"There's no harm in Pretending to smoke cigarettes"
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"My daughter's school was closed for fog. Back in my day, Godzilla could be destroying the city & the principal would be like ""2-hour delay"""
"During our First Dance at our Wedding My new wife looked into my eyes and said ""Where have you been my whole life?"" I said ""SOBER"""
"Just bought my gay son some Brunchables"
"Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin, it tastes the same but you know it ain't quite right."
"Why did the kid only water half the lawn? Because there was a 50% chance of rain"
"If you have 100$, and your girlfriend has 100$. Your girlfriend has 200$"
"Relation-SHIPS sink when they have too many passengers."
"My brother recently got married To celebrate, my mother decided to pull out a couple bottles from my late father's homemade alcohol collection. That way he could be there in spirits"
"I'm the only stalker I know with OCD. After I break in to watch you sleep, I fold your laundry."