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Joke of the Day
"Marshawn Lynch came back to play for the month of October. Breast Mode"
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"New study shows AMAZING new way to cut down on clickbait! Well, that wasn't it..."
"Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang? because he is a Boxer"
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side"
"I started a company that sells landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof."
"I once was lost, but now I'm drunk, was blind but now, I pee."
"1.What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage? WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!"
"An interrogator that just goes into the room and loudly eats a peach until the suspect confesses to everything."
"If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?"
"A Russian doctor is treating his patient. *""Take this for insomnia... take this for depression... and take this for anxiety.""* *""Thank you Doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides Vodka?""*"