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Joke of the Day

"Marshawn Lynch came back to play for the month of October. Breast Mode"

"Having sex is like playing a game of bridge If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."

"Q: Why do Polish names end in ""ski"" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan."

"You're the Thelma to my Louise. The Ben to my Jerry. The Kanye to my Kanye."

"Why did the doctor toss his patient down a well? He tried to kill them."

"I love being a pessimist. I'm either always right or pleasantly surprised."

"If this country cared for its mentally ill they wouldn't be able to join Neighborhood Watch Teams or enter politics."

"I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums. He was a professional tuna."

"If a tiger was attacking your wife and mother in law at the same time and you could save one, who would it be? The tiger of course. There are only a few left "

"Batman Begins Twerking #AddaWordRuinaMovie"