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Joke of the Day

"Her: You know, alot of men are going to be miserable when I marry. Me: Well how many men do you plan to marry?"

"As I basted the turkey, I swear I heard it say ""just not in my hair"""

"Why does repost always get to the top?... Most people reddit before"

"I was masturbating, looked up and saw my mom standing there. I was really freaked out. Because she died 6 years ago."

"How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants? Two dam bad! (OC!)"

"If you have sex on a boat... ...is that off-shore drilling?"

"Whats the ducks favorite drug? QUACK"

"The worst thing about dentists is they put that paper bib on you but they never bring you lobster."

"Rick astley will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films except one. He's never going to give you Up."

"""A Walk Among the Tombstones"" could just as well be a TV serial... ... It has so many parts."