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Joke of the Day

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb? (It's not >9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE"

"*breaks out of prison *hunted by police for weeks *crawls thru 22 miles of mud to your house* Me: <taps on your window> DID YOU GET MY TEXT?"

"Statistics show that most Canadians are nosey. They do, however, say ""zed""."

"A teenager goes in for his regular physical Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Teen: No Doctor: Do you smoke or do drugs? Teen: No. I'm also not sexually active. Doctor: Well no shit"

"I just heard an add on the radio stressing the importance of healthy muscles and it inspired me to bend my elbows more while eating cake."

"Whenever I meet a new girl, I introduce myself by shaking hands with my left hand. I don't want her to meet her competition right away."

"How much is a metric fuck-ton? A shitload."

"Did you hear the one about the guy with two wooden legs? They caught fire and he burnt to the ground."

"When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck."

"Survival Tip: If confronted by a dinosaur while hiking, politely but firmly explain that it is extinct."