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Joke of the Day

"What is a similarity between a Rubik's cube and a dick? The longer you play with it, the harder it gets."

"I'm taking my kid to an aquarium today. (I'm putting my kid in the closet with Sponge Bob videos)"

"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example, Ben is in a hurry. Ben is in a coma."

"I've never laughed at anything any of you losers have posted here on this forum. It's sad as fuck."

"Why do people go into technical jobs? Because they suck at communicating so hard, they'd rather fuck a computer"

"If homework goes too easy you are doing it wrong."

"I'm all ""class"". The first two letters really aren't necessary."

"Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her."

"Monsters, Inc. 3: It's harder to make kids laugh The Internet has made them jaded The monster need help They teach the kids to smoke pot"

"Q: What part of the road is always crying? A: The breakdown lane."