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Joke of the Day
"Why did they invent the shopping cart? To teach women to walk on their hind legs."
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"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."
"My Dad always said never use any shortcuts. Probably why it takes him so fucking long to do anything on the computer"
"Did you hear about the guy who was told his genitals hadn't developed properly? He got a little testy."
"My gym just sold me a lifetime gym membership for our unborn baby. I hope it works out."
"how can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit your wife's clothes. Yes, I know this isn't OC. Nothing on reddit is."
"What's the most famous line at a gay bar? ""Can I push in your stool?"""
"My boyfriend thinks I'm not funny. Whatever, at least I'm a real person."
"You'll never know how funny a tweet can be until you think of all the ways after posting it."
"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a Registered Six Offender."