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Joke of the Day
"My gym just sold me a lifetime gym membership for our unborn baby. I hope it works out."
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"I heard that people from Taiwan are impatient and agressive... I guess they have a Taipei personality."
"My least favorite racist joke Donald Trump"
"God: U have to build an ark to save the animals from a tsunami Noah: But you're god, can't you just stop the tsunami God: *loves boats* No"
"What is the difference between Digg and Reddit? People can Voat."
"Chuck Norris has sex with every woman once a month. It causes a week of bleeding"
"Donald Trump is the next President but... The biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife."
"Why aren't healthy drive-thrus a thing? I want an egg and a grapefruit and a latte and I don't want to get out of my car damn it."
"What do they say in vegetable church? Lettuce pray."
"How do you call blue cow? Freak.."