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Joke of the Day

"Me: Got your nose! Baby: *drags from cig* Let me tell you how this is going down. You give me back my nose & maybe I let u walk out of here."

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"I wonder if they sell tumbleweeds on eBay, as it would be cool to have a few following me around the office wherever I go"
"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na nas"
"Just found out today that the barber of my neighborhood got arrested for selling drugs. I'm shocked! I was his customer for years and didn't know he cut hair!"
"SHHHHH!!!!!!! I just got followed by a Jehovah Witness. All of you keep quiet and pretend we aren't home..."
"Why is sex with hipsters always unsatisfying? Because they always come before it's cool."
"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."
"Don't play pocket hockey... the referee is a dick!"
"Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies? One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it"
"3 guys walk into a bar... The 4th guy ducked."